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It looks like you like reading.
Or stalking. Or maybe a little bit of both.
We don’t know what brought you here (stupid tracking regulations).
Maybe you read about us online...
Maybe you saw one of our scandalous Facebook ads.
Maybe a friend told you about us. If so, they deserve some biltong and a Bells
Or maybe you finally got sick of staring at your Stripe account like it owed you an apology.
Whatever dragged you here...
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And it’s about damn time.
So who the hell are we?
Glad you asked...
But let’s not beat around the bush.
You’re here, reading these pretty little words because you’re hungry to grow YOUR business.
Not hear our life story...
So here’s the short version…
We officially launched Brass Balls Marketing in 2024, but our battle-hardened crew has been in the trenches of online marketing and direct response for over 10 years.
Before our founder, John Floor, banded us together under one roof, our team was scattered across the digital battlefield...
Working with some of the biggest companies and brands across the world...
Collectively building over 1,000 funnels...
Across 127+ industries...
Testing, studying, and proving our systems in 567+ different niches...
Learning what actually works (and what's complete bullsh*t) in the real world of turning marketing dollars into pure profit.
Since 2024, we've united this expertise under the Brass Balls Marketing banner and have been absolutely kicking ass and taking names, leaving no prisoners behind.
💰 We’ve helped coaches go from embarrassing and inconsistent R10k/month → R100k+ months...
🧟♂️ We’ve revived dead lists, broken funnels, and failed launches into 6-figure income machines...
🧠 We’ve engineered marketing systems that convert cold leads into high-ticket clients quickly, on autopilot...
🌍 We’ve helped experts break into foreign markets, dominate their niche, and become the only option in crowded spaces...
📬 And recently launched a newsletter and membership site so loaded with marketing gold it should come with a choking hazard warning (Grab a free copy here - IF YOU DARE)...
And while the "gurus" flex shirtless on Bali beaches... we’re doing this:
💰 Millions in client revenue generated, and stacking by the day...
🔁 1,000+ funnels built, tested, and battle-proven in the trenches...
🛠 Deployed across 127+ industries, from coaches to contractors...
🚀 Clients closing high-ticket deals in their sleep (yes, really)...
💣 An army of entrepreneurs armed with the balls to sell like killers and dominate their markets...
And now, we’re on a full-scale rampage to murder bland marketing with a chainsaw, and take over the world with ruthless systems that attract premium clients like flies to a braai.
But not in an evil way...
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This isn’t really an “About Us” page.
Because wasting space scratching our balls and bragging about ourselves - while your business is bleeding - would be painfully stupid.
So instead, we made this page about the only person that matters…
YOU!
Listen…
Growing a business today is not hard
Its brutal...
Its like eating a mouthful of fire ants while riding a motorbike blindfolded through a dust storm in the Kalahari with a squirrel in your pants…
And that’s on a good day.
And that’s especially true when you approach it like most entrepreneurs do.
like a game of darts... in the dark... during an earthquake.
Through trial and error.
By hoping. Praying.
Lighting candles and sacrificing a chicken to the ancient sangoma. hoping she’d fix their duct-taped sales funnel...
And trying to figure it all out by themselves (for the very first time).
We call this approach “guesswork.”
Also known as hell.
It’s hot.
It’s muggy.
It smells like cheese and feet.
We’d rather rub Mrs Ball’s chilli chutney in our eyes and walk kaalvoet across a blazing braai grid than run a business that way.
But like we said, this seriously isn’t about us.
Which ultimately, leads us to you…
You’re reading this right now because — let’s be honest — your business isn’t where you want it to be.
Or maybe it’s doing “okay”… but you know it could be doing so much more.
More security.
More cash.
More control.
More freedom.
More “I’ve got this” and less “WTF is happening.”
More time with your family.
More memories
More legroom.
More business class flights.
More sand-between-your-toes moments with your spouse — and fewer sleepless nights.
Whatever your “more” looks like…
Let us put this question to you…
What if there is a better way…
What if you could remove the guesswork?
And end this nightmare.
What if you could install a selling system so effective it made other “funnels” cry into their opt-in forms?
A system that prints clients like Boerewors rolls at a Saturday market?
Well, that’s the exact reason we created Brass Balls Marketing.
To solve this problem.
To drag it behind a bakkie through the Karoo and leave it for the vultures
You see, everything we do at Brass balls marketing is designed with a ruthless focus on results.
We’re not interested in “kumbaya” inspiration.
We’re not interested in sitting around, drinking rooibos tea and circle-jerking over how many impressions or views we got.
We want you to succeed.
We want you to win.
So you can take care of your family.
So we can look like legends and attract more A-grade clients.
So we can take care of our families too.
It’s a virtuous cycle. A positive ripple effect. A flywheel.
And It’s our way of making a difference where everything else has gone tits up.
That means every strategy, every script, and every funnel we deploy flat-out works
Because we’ve tested it (and tested it again) in our own business.
And on hundreds of our client’s businesses, too.
Anyways, if that isn’t enough to ‘move’ you.
Nothing will
know this…
If you keep doing what you are doing, you are going to keep getting what you are getting.
Period.
End of story.
So…
Don’t spend your weekends stressing about where the next buck is coming from…
Because life’s too short.
Look, you’re young (or maybe you grew up in a cave and belong in a museum) but a little birdie told us…
You’ve spent countless hours online scouring the darkest corners of the internet…
Reading the works of dozens of wannebe “gurus”.
Downloading every” free” guide, toolkits and ebooks, watching webinars, YouTube videos, buying courses.
Trying to learn about: SEO, Meta-tags, Keywords, Google Analytics, Facebook ads, Pixels, Backlinks, Opt-in pages, Double opt-in pages, Email sequences, Copywriting, Remarketing…
Tools for this. Tools for that. Files for this. Webinars for that.
Then suddenly...
“Oh my gosh! I found another marketing guy who says…”
And on… and on… and bloody on.
*sighs*
All that “education”, the hours and hours of effort, self-sacrifice, money invested, dedication, and tenacity…
Not to mention the never-ending employee issues, nagging of your spouse and the everyday challenges of life.
This causes your head to be so full of so much mush…
That you feel like your only options are to give up, throw up, cry…or…
chuck your 2nd hand Pentium laptop out the window and scream like a toddler in Checkers.
But, my question for you is this…
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In other words...
They have a “marketing system” that gets ‘em customer’s while they sleep.
Because customer acquisition is the engine that drives everything forward.
It’s the grease on the wheels.
And It’s also the antidote…
To not having to worry.
To not have your hair go fifty shades of grey at 32, from all the stress about where the money will come from.
It’s also what took us from a one-man army cold-calling strangers from a rented bedroom…
To building one of the fastest-growing performance-driven marketing platforms in a time of recession.
That’s what a direct response marketing system, aka our Brass Balls Marketing System can do for you.
It’s your ticket to freedom…
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Our mission is to help you turn your unpredictable, time-sucking, bank-draining vampire of a business into a semi-automated, lead-pulling, profit-spitting freedom machine.
We’re not “just another agency” playing in the league.
We are the damn league.
And if you’ve got the balls, we want you in it.
We’re just trying to make growing businesses a whole lot easier…
Quicker, less stressful and a lot more fun – for all the millions of owners grinding every day.
This is a community of renegades…
Entrepreneurs…
and hustlers…
Business owners who’ve had enough of the fluff and the fakes
Ready to extends a giant middle finger to traditional ad agencies…
and the conventional crap they’ve sold you.
The “build it and they’ll come” garbage.
The vanity metrics.
The overpriced retainers and zero results B.S.
The internet’s full of clowns…
The so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today.
All bark, no bite.
All boerie, no braai.
All likes, no leads.
But here’s the thing:
Marketers talk kak.
Results don’t.
We’re stone-cold killers.
We’ve been called all sorts of things...
Virtual vigilantes. Mediocrity murderers. Status quo assassins. Freedom fighters with funnels.
Whatever you call us — one thing’s certain:
We’re here to shrink the time it takes for you to go from
first-time, overwhelmed business owner…
to fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur.
No fluff. No filters. No f*cking around.
But hey — enough about us.
We’ve talked our talk.
Now we’d much rather be talking about you.
The only problem?
We can’t do that until you smash one of the buttons on this page.
So let’s try to impress you… just one last time.
(And if this doesn’t work, you probably need a refund on those balls.)
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"We finally have leads coming in again"
We’d been through four different marketing guys, built a beautiful website, and tried posting endlessly on socials. Nothing brought in consistent sales. Then I found Brass Balls. Within two weeks of applying John’s funnel map and copy templates, we booked 9 sales calls and closed 5.
- Warren S.
"I’ve worked with other marketers — no one delivers like this"
The honesty and clarity I got from Brass Balls was refreshing. John doesn’t just give you ‘tips’ — he gives you tools and strategy that actually move the needle. We finally know how to talk to our ideal customer and it’s showing in our bank account.
- Shannon C.
"From Zero Sales To Fully Booked In 3 Weeks"
Brass Balls gave me exactly what I was missing: a predictable system. The newsletter alone gave me the clarity to rebuild my lead gen, rewrite my emails, and finally close high-ticket clients. John Floor doesn’t just teach the tactics, but he goes deep into the psychology behind it to help me understand why, where and how to use it. Stuff I've been using for years have a whole new value now.
- Louis B.
"Brass Balls Marketing Completely Turned My Business Around"
We’d worked with 3 other agencies before, and every time it felt like smoke and mirrors. With John and Brass Balls, it was straight talk from day one. No BS allowed. at first we thought they were too direct and extreme for our likings, but thank god we gave them a shot. They helped us clean up our funnel, sharpen our messaging, and now we’ve got consistent leads of our dream customers coming in. The difference is night and day.
- Marcus P.
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